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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Are you with a 'Fruit Booty' and don't know it?
Ladies, open your eyes.
He ain't golfing, but he is putting his balls in some hole
He ain't catching fish, but he is putting is pole somewhere
He may have left on his bike, but the real riding is when he hooks up with his 'friend'
Some dudes do hang with their buddies and they do play Golf, go Fishing and ride with their Bike club.
Others, however, are a part of movements like this:
OR
He ain't golfing, but he is putting his balls in some hole
He ain't catching fish, but he is putting is pole somewhere
He may have left on his bike, but the real riding is when he hooks up with his 'friend'
Some dudes do hang with their buddies and they do play Golf, go Fishing and ride with their Bike club.
Others, however, are a part of movements like this:
OR
Monday, August 31, 2009
Whootys, P.A.W.G.S. and other anomalies...
Amazing Aimee...Elke the Stallion...Jayonna Fabro...Random daily sightings
What is IN the water these days?
What are white girls eating/drinking/doing that has them growing these huge Black girl asses?
For the record:
Whooty = White girl with a booty
P.A.W.G.S = Phat ass white girls
Is it injections/implants? StairMaster? Grits with extra butter?
Whatever it is, it is WORKING...
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
When popping a pill doesn't work, try dropping an F-bomb.
Grumpy's Note: Now I don't know about you muphukkas, but I curse...I curse, cuss, swear, whatever the fuck you wanna call it, I do it. It's how I talk.
And now, a word from my sponsor...bitchez
http://www.good.is/posts/why-swearing-is-good-for-you.html?gt1=48001
So our lesson for today: Fuck you AND the horse you rode in on...
God Bless You
And now, a word from my sponsor...bitchez
http://www.good.is/posts/why-swearing-is-good-for-you.html?gt1=48001
So our lesson for today: Fuck you AND the horse you rode in on...
God Bless You
Thursday, August 20, 2009
She can't help you; ask a dude
Ladies...Ladies...Ladies
Stop it.
Please...
Stop asking that bitter broad that you talk to daily about your relationship WHY your man did or said what he did or said. She can't answer you cause she don't KNOW. She can only speculate.
You wanna know what a dude is thinking? Ask a dude.
A dude can give you insight that a woman NEVER will because she ain't one of us. You can have the butchest of she-man, scully wearing, boobs taped down, thinks she's a man broads in your ear or the sluttiest Supahead groupie love chick as your best friend and neither can help you. You may get 'some' assistance from the one woman you know in a good monogamous relationship, but she'll mostly be speaking of her man and not yours. So that don't really help either.
Ask a dude, preferably one that ain't tryna fuck you himself. Cause he may feed you some bullshit just to snare you into his trap. If you women would keep your damn panties on and develop real friendships FIRST, you could have the type of relationship where you could ask your man yourself. But who has time for that, right?
Go to the source ladies....
Stop it.
Please...
Stop asking that bitter broad that you talk to daily about your relationship WHY your man did or said what he did or said. She can't answer you cause she don't KNOW. She can only speculate.
You wanna know what a dude is thinking? Ask a dude.
A dude can give you insight that a woman NEVER will because she ain't one of us. You can have the butchest of she-man, scully wearing, boobs taped down, thinks she's a man broads in your ear or the sluttiest Supahead groupie love chick as your best friend and neither can help you. You may get 'some' assistance from the one woman you know in a good monogamous relationship, but she'll mostly be speaking of her man and not yours. So that don't really help either.
Ask a dude, preferably one that ain't tryna fuck you himself. Cause he may feed you some bullshit just to snare you into his trap. If you women would keep your damn panties on and develop real friendships FIRST, you could have the type of relationship where you could ask your man yourself. But who has time for that, right?
Go to the source ladies....
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Nectar of ye gods
Grand Marnier...
The most perfect elixir
It coats the inside of the snifter, slowly drizzling into a pool of orange seduction
The bouquet floats upwards enveloping you in a cloud of blissful warmth as you sip, effortlessly flowing thru the bloodstream, tender in her sweet surrender...
aaah, the ecstacy...my cigar, please...
Oblivious...
Dudes...Wake Up!!
Every chick that you run across during your day DOES NOT WANT YOU!
I hear the most inane convo's from dudes about how they should have 'gotten that chick' when they had the chance.
Dude, you never HAD THE CHANCE...
That woman don't want you. She never did. She's just being friendly...or more likely, she's making empty conversation just hoping that you'll eventually shut up and be on your way.
You said hi and had some passing conversation. Just cause you know a lil sumthin about her, just cause she cute, don't get it in your head that you're in the running. You ain't even in the race...
Male ego is a double edged sword; it cuts both ways
Most dudes forget that
Every chick that you run across during your day DOES NOT WANT YOU!
I hear the most inane convo's from dudes about how they should have 'gotten that chick' when they had the chance.
Dude, you never HAD THE CHANCE...
That woman don't want you. She never did. She's just being friendly...or more likely, she's making empty conversation just hoping that you'll eventually shut up and be on your way.
You said hi and had some passing conversation. Just cause you know a lil sumthin about her, just cause she cute, don't get it in your head that you're in the running. You ain't even in the race...
Male ego is a double edged sword; it cuts both ways
Most dudes forget that
DC Sports Teams
My maiden journey...
And my first official rant is on: Washington Sports Teams
Can we suck ANY worse? We have a midget dictator, meddlesome jock sniffer as a football owner, a senile (but very nice and loyal) fool who gives millions to a guy with a hurt knee that DOESN'T PLAY DEFENSE as a basketball owner, another local smillionaire family who thinks that mall building equals baseball intelligence who couldn't build a team if GOD was the GM, and a bunch of toothless crybabies who quit on the Greatest Owner in Sports, Steady Teddy...Thank the Lord for DC United...going to a game is such a great time, win or lose. Oh, did I forget someone?? Oh right, the testosterone laden ladies of the WNBA...Poor Sheila. She's a trooper, but what can ya do?
And my first official rant is on: Washington Sports Teams
Can we suck ANY worse? We have a midget dictator, meddlesome jock sniffer as a football owner, a senile (but very nice and loyal) fool who gives millions to a guy with a hurt knee that DOESN'T PLAY DEFENSE as a basketball owner, another local smillionaire family who thinks that mall building equals baseball intelligence who couldn't build a team if GOD was the GM, and a bunch of toothless crybabies who quit on the Greatest Owner in Sports, Steady Teddy...Thank the Lord for DC United...going to a game is such a great time, win or lose. Oh, did I forget someone?? Oh right, the testosterone laden ladies of the WNBA...Poor Sheila. She's a trooper, but what can ya do?
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